In a world where toilet paper has shown its potential to become more valuable than gold, diamonds, and your vinyl copy of Tubthumpin’, is there any way to navigate the perils of pooping without worry?
Well, Woodbridge certainly has made it easier with the Woodbridge B-0960s All-In-One unit (I know. One thing bidet manufacturers need to do to bring all of our poopers into the pristine post-toilet paper era is better names for these units. Why not something like “The Hammer”, “Xeratul” or “Big Steve”?).
This is one of Woodbridge’s newer units and is certainly a step in the right direction as far as aesthetic goes.
The new look features more curves, fewer lines and an all-around more streamlined look.
While it doesn’t quite go as far as some of rival Kohler’s more futuristic designs, it certainly wouldn’t look out of place in a modern bathroom.
The feature set on the Woodbridge B-0960s is absolutely tremendous for the price, integrating features commonly seen in some of TOTO’s top of the line models such as a self-raising seat that rises as you approach and in-line water filtration.
An air purification system whisks the aerosolize poo particles through an ionized filter which exhausts clean air.
And as far as heated water goes, Woodbridge has opted for an instantaneous water heating system which eliminates the need for a bulky reservoir and also means you won’t run out of warm water.
There is also an auto-flush function which, when combined with the automatically raised lid and warm-air dryer, completes the fully hands-free and hygienic dream of all people who poo.
The remote has also gotten a nice freshening up with a more minimal appearance with larger, more easily to decipher buttons.
This is a major ingredient in one day convincing friends and relatives to leap onto the bidet bandwagon. Without abstract hieroglyphics to decipher, anyone can master the art of the bidet.
It isn’t all glistening porcelain and clean rears in the world of Woodbridge.
One thing you must beware of before purchasing a Woodbridge bidet is the warranty.
The warranty becomes VOID if the product is installed by anyone who isn’t a licensed and insured plumber.
If you never intended to install this thing yourself, no issues! If you’re more of a DIY character, then you may want to restrain yourself and shell out a few $$$ to hire a professional (I still believe in your skills wielding a wrench) for this particular job.
Despite the annoyance with the warranty, chances are you won’t need to take advantage of it as very few reports of defective units have arisen.
The WOODBRIDGE B-0960S is a lovely, full featured all-in-one unit that delivers a stellar value proposition for anyone in the market for an integrated toilet bidet.